- pe teacher: you got a horrible time on the mile
- me: it does not matter how slow you go as long as you do not stop
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So today I told my brother I wasn’t going to let him use my laptop and he swore he would get me back. An hour later I realized he was missing but I didn’t care and then the doorbell rang and I went to see who it was and here he was…
omg
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isolemlyswear-thatiamuptonogood:
A Dramatic Reading of Sandra Hill’s “Rough and Ready”
I CAN’T
I saw the original text of this, but the audio makes it SO much better. I’m just about dead.
oh my
oh my god
“Entered her like she was the lottery”
LMFAO OMG
DYING
NO FUCKING WAY
OH SWEET BABY JESUS IM CRYING AHHAHAHAHA
“say it was like a beautiful flower was opening and somebody was pushing their dick inside it”
STOP I CANT
Galloping abs
I CAN’T
HELP, I CAN’T GET UP LOLOLOLOL
- Teacher: C'mon guys! You did this in 3rd grade!
- Student: I don't even remember what I had for dinner last night you fucking whore
MLK is dumbed down so much. -_-
You don’t learn shit about what he was really about in schools. And that fucking sucks.
…there’s a reason for that…
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u-ok:
GOOOOOOOOOOOD
oh my god is this what I think it is
OFMG is this facebook and tumblr cosplay
fucking hell
i’m killing myself so hard right now jfc
is that ashley tisdale
Look she has a rowing tan
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watcha gonna do with all that junk
all that junk inside that trunk
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The Teletubbies unmasked
hahahahah
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