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  • pe teacher: you got a horrible time on the mile
  • me: it does not matter how slow you go as long as you do not stop

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lurknlife:

So today I told my brother I wasn’t going to let him use my laptop and he swore he would get me back. An hour later I realized he was missing but I didn’t care and then the doorbell rang and I went to see who it was and here he was…

omg

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purdyycolors:

fuckyeahfitspiration:

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but-what-if-i-want-wings:

A Dramatic Reading of Sandra Hill’s “Rough and Ready”

I CAN’T

I saw the original text of this, but the audio makes it SO much better. I’m just about dead.

oh my

oh my god

“Entered her like she was the lottery”

LMFAO OMG

DYING

NO FUCKING WAY

OH SWEET BABY JESUS IM CRYING AHHAHAHAHA

“say it was like a beautiful flower was opening and somebody was pushing their dick inside it”

STOP I CANT

Galloping abs

I CAN’T

HELP, I CAN’T GET UP LOLOLOLOL

  • Teacher: C'mon guys! You did this in 3rd grade!
  • Student: I don't even remember what I had for dinner last night you fucking whore

mkzsupreme:

intellectual-stupidity:

The MLK that’s never quoted.

MLK is dumbed down so much. -_-

You don’t learn shit about what he was really about in schools. And that fucking sucks.

…there’s a reason for that…

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rowsbeforehoes:

odair:

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lapris:

u-ok:

GOOOOOOOOOOOD

oh my god is this what I think it is

OFMG is this facebook and tumblr cosplay

fucking hell

i’m killing myself so hard right now jfc

is that ashley tisdale

Look she has a rowing tan

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playparky:

watcha gonna do with all that junk

all that junk inside that trunk

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zigazig-ah:

The Teletubbies unmasked 

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naomi-eww:

hahahahah


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